Thursday, March 31, 2005

Caption Contest



Be creative.


Thought starters:
  1. The tie.
  2. Male pattern baldness.
  3. What's he looking at?

Leave a comment with your submission. The best one wins. Posted by Hello

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wanda had ruled him mercilessly for years, but this time -- by GOD this time -- he would HAVE the cheese stick appetizer.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"Boy these mirrors are great. That babe in the white sweater has got huge booty."

Lotta Talk said...

Hmm? Why yes, I did have White Castle's for lunch, why do you ask?

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

"Used car salesman Rodney Ebbenhardt watches an advertisment for Hooters Airlines at Suds n Spuds Bar n Grill."

Chris Cope said...

"Drunk in the early afternoon at TGI Friday's. I have made it, man."

Anonymous said...

"Well, hmmm, Mr. Morris, OK...you can tug on it again...but not so rough this time."

Anonymous said...

I feel like my tie is distracting people from my obvious male pattern baldness. Especially when I'm looking at that waitress' bulbous nannies.

Anonymous said...

I dream of one day being a clone of Dave Morris and being able to do voice overs for stations in Peoria.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Holy shit! r. morgan wins, hands down.

Anonymous said...

"Terry Schaivo? Frank Perdue? Johnny Cochran? And now the Pope? Turn the fuckin' TV OFF, right fuckin' NOW! And bring me a Cosmo..."

Anonymous said...

Wanna buy a Tivo?

Ken Dillon said...

"hey...is that Dave's voice on... TV?? TELEVISION!?!?
Gee...so much has changed! I remember the good old days when not 90% of his conversations dealt with liquor!

Anonymous said...

"I can tell just by looking... the top left corner is exactly 90 degrees angle."