Do you have any idea how great it is to finally sleep in? My eyelids fluttered at 9:30, I got up around 10, lounged in my robe until 1, then began drinking Bud Light and dirty Sapphire martinis at a furious pace.
I can only imagine what the evening holds in store. I think I'll go out and blow some money. That's always what I end up doing when drinking.
Well, that... and occasionally crapping my own pants.
UPDATE: I spent 10 bucks. I didn't crap my pants.