Monday, October 31, 2005

Boo!

Happy Halloween. Quicky caption contest, best one wins.


I'll start: "Ask your doctor about early signs of osteoporosis."

12 comments:

Chris Johnson said...

Daves nightmare everynight for 1 year for not showing up at the Halloween party Saturday night!!

You have been cursed!

Gwen said...

"Older gentleman seeking somebody to go out with. Tired of dating – just don’t have the stomach for it anymore. Easygoing - nothing gets under my skin. People tell me I am a dead ringer for Napoleon Boneaparte. Must like music – I play trombone in a band. Let me tickle your funny bone!"

Anonymous said...

"Heh heh... he said boner. Heh heh."

Lee Ann said...

I know, I am shallow, you can see right through me!

Huw said...

Good oral hygiene helps you maintain a nice smile and keeps your teeth white, well into your senior years.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Asked about the outcome of her latest plastic surgery, Joan Rivers withheld comment.

Spinning Girl said...

Can I patella you a joke?
Come on, it's pretty humerus. You'll like it.

Kimmy said...

Good Eeeevening, Mr. Libby. Let me show you to your cell. Can I call you Scooter?

Justice said...

I should have had a V8.

~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

What anorexic celebrities strive to look like

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

"Atkins can work for you, too!"

"Shoe polish. Yeah! I'd be pale and dusty without it."

Weary Hag said...

As fate would have it, poparozzi were on hand the day they told Karen Carpenter to quit singing "We've Only Just Begun" in heaven.

Weary Hag