On certain quiet nights, when it's just me and the laptop, I sometimes begin thinking I can write funny captions. And of course by funny, I mean "not funny."
"Is it beating time yet? Huh? Please can we have it now?"
"Ferdinand had clearly misunderstood Ed... it wasn't possible that THIS is what happiness is. Perhaps a less literal interpretation was in order."
"Witches brew, my ass. That was Jager!"
"Leon demonstrated his mastry of the latest party game craze, 'Scholling.'"
"Mary's worst enemy was boredom."