Because I am not afraid to appear immature, crude and infantile, I will point out that Typhoon Longwang is currently storming toward Taiwan.
Now that's a bitchin' name! Longwang.
Meanwhile, we're over here stuck with something named Hurricane Otis. Do I need to point out that Otis is a guy from Mayberry... not a raging tempest of death? Christ, what's next, Hurricane Aunt Bea? I want menacing... or at least sexual names that puerile people like me can have fun with... like Longwang.
Ophelia? Who the hell is Ophelia?? Why couldn't it have been Hurricane Orgasm?
Why couldn't Rita have been Hurricane Raging-Wood, and Katrina, Hurricane Kegel?
If you have more ideas, please... do tell. Surely we can do better than the NOAA. I am convinced the person in charge of naming hurricanes looks something like this: