As I sit in my living room pondering the imponderable on the eve of my 41st birthday, I wonder - is it better to lie old or lie young? As you can see, I like to wrap my mind around the big issues.
When lying about your age, I think it's best to lie old. "Today is my 50th birthday!" I'd exclaim.
"Gee, you look great for 50," they'd marvel. "You barely look 45."
On second thought, playing guessing games with my age can only lead to humiliation. And not the good kind.