I learned that a hangover can be conquered with the following (in order):
- 1 half bottle Pepto Bismol
- 5 advil
- 1 half gallon coffee
- 1 bloody mary, extra spicy
- 2 dozen fried mushrooms with plenty of horseradish
- 2/3 pound bison burger with bleu cheese 'n' bacon & greasy onion straws
- 2 gallons water
- 1 warmed over ham & egg "Breakfast Jack" sandwich
- 2 more gallons water
By 5 pm Sunday, I was again functioning at a full 65 percent. This morning I feel great, except for having to sell my watch collection and big screen.
Note to self: arrange untimely death of "Sam the bookie."
2 comments:
Never bet on baseball.
Pujols only has one HR. SLUMP!
Gary, my request for a pull-over was a fairly urgent one. Your timing was impeccable. One second more, and... well.
BRFA, you only say "never bet on baseball" because you are a Cubs fan. My God, I'd be completely broke! Hey, just goading you a little, the rivalry is fun. But I would like to see Poo-holes hit his stride, he's a fun one to watch. Go Cubs! I mean, you know, if they must.
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