Thursday, April 28, 2005

Joke I heard in the bar last night...

A guy with no arms or legs is sitting on the beach when three women come along.

Giving him a pitiful look, the first woman says "have you ever been hugged?"

"No," he says. So she hugs him and walks away.

The second woman says "have you ever been kissed?"

Again, "no," says the guy. So she kisses him and walks away.

The third woman says "have you ever been screwed?"

He smiles sheepishly. "Well, no," he says.

"Just wait until the tide comes in."

1 comment:

Weary Hag said...

After a tough week at work (as you might have noticed I haven't been visiting regularly this week - it's been a killer) I really needed this joke to loosen things up a bit. This is hysterical!