The Lion King in the theatre, picking up a friend at the airport, nearly my entire morning radio show, sex... all these things I've missed because I was (as Grandpa used to say) checking my eyelids for holes. Zzzzzzzzzz...
Now it appears a technique has been found for inducing hybernation in humans.
The possibilities are endless for this scientific breakthrough. Humans could be put "under" until a new organ is available for transplant, until a cure for certain diseases is found... until the mother-in-law leaves...
And there are a few people I could see being forcefully placed in hybernation, honestly. Al Sharpton, Richard Simmons, Joan Rivers and her freakin' clone-of-a-daughter. The next door neighbor's dog (barking sonofabitch)...
Ah, technology.
Courtesy MSNBC.COM
3 comments:
...the New York Yankees
...Donald Trump
...Paris Hilton
No, wait! They would all rise from the dead someday. That would be worse than having them around now...
I agree with Hoss. The only problem with your application for this procedure is that Joan Rivers would eventually wake up.
One question ~ do men get to keep their wives around while she's hibernating? Cuz if they do, they'd probably have sex more often than they claim to get while she's awake. You may be on to something here.
Post a Comment