Friday, September 16, 2005

I have never, ever...

...walked away from a driving range or golf course and said, "damn, I think I'm getting the hang of this game."

Ah, but some day, golf... some day you WILL be my bitch.

11 comments:

Bobby said...

I love golf.

Well, okay, miniature golf. But it's the same thing, really, right?

lilly05 said...

You go Dave....Make it yours! Laf!

Weary Hag said...

Start saving your pennies now - not only is it an expensive venture, but just think of all the plaid you'll have to buy. (not to mention that little beanie for your head too)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Nope. Golf will ALWAYS have the upper hand. Set your sights low.

Amandarama said...

I'm only good at video games involving golf - like Golden Tee or Outlaw Golf. And Outlaw Golf lets you beat your caddie without the hassle of "assault charges", "restraining orders" or "lawsuits". And, there's a bi-curious stripper.

Lee Ann said...

Good luck Dave! Every year my Dad shoots his "birthday" He turned 77 this year....not too bad, eh?

yep, it's me.... said...

WOW - I love your site. dude, awesome.

The Everglades said...

The last time I played golf I broke my Dad's Big Bertha, and that was the end of that. It was a humbling experience and I haven't touched a club since. I suck and will always be golf's bitch.

blake

Mishka said...

Golfing rocks, even though I suck at it. I wish I could just get consistent. I play okay one day and then shitty the next...so frustrating but I still highly recommend the sport. It is great to get outside and breath some fresh air and exercise.

Lulu said...

I am pretty fond of the lady that drives the beer cart around. She always arrives just when I need her

Spinning Girl said...

I can't ever, ever, ever get the ball through the f***ing turning windmill. It pisses me off!