Start saving your pennies now - not only is it an expensive venture, but just think of all the plaid you'll have to buy. (not to mention that little beanie for your head too)
I'm only good at video games involving golf - like Golden Tee or Outlaw Golf. And Outlaw Golf lets you beat your caddie without the hassle of "assault charges", "restraining orders" or "lawsuits". And, there's a bi-curious stripper.
The last time I played golf I broke my Dad's Big Bertha, and that was the end of that. It was a humbling experience and I haven't touched a club since. I suck and will always be golf's bitch.
Golfing rocks, even though I suck at it. I wish I could just get consistent. I play okay one day and then shitty the next...so frustrating but I still highly recommend the sport. It is great to get outside and breath some fresh air and exercise.
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I love golf.
Well, okay, miniature golf. But it's the same thing, really, right?
Start saving your pennies now - not only is it an expensive venture, but just think of all the plaid you'll have to buy. (not to mention that little beanie for your head too)
Nope. Golf will ALWAYS have the upper hand. Set your sights low.
I'm only good at video games involving golf - like Golden Tee or Outlaw Golf. And Outlaw Golf lets you beat your caddie without the hassle of "assault charges", "restraining orders" or "lawsuits". And, there's a bi-curious stripper.
Good luck Dave! Every year my Dad shoots his "birthday" He turned 77 this year....not too bad, eh?
WOW - I love your site. dude, awesome.
The last time I played golf I broke my Dad's Big Bertha, and that was the end of that. It was a humbling experience and I haven't touched a club since. I suck and will always be golf's bitch.
blake
Golfing rocks, even though I suck at it. I wish I could just get consistent. I play okay one day and then shitty the next...so frustrating but I still highly recommend the sport. It is great to get outside and breath some fresh air and exercise.
I can't ever, ever, ever get the ball through the f***ing turning windmill. It pisses me off!
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