HOW VAIN IT IS TO SIT DOWN TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT STOOD UP TO LIVE. - Henry David Thoreau
- Henry David Thoreau
Ah, but some day, golf... some day you WILL be my bitch.
I love golf. Well, okay, miniature golf. But it's the same thing, really, right?
You go Dave....Make it yours! Laf!
Start saving your pennies now - not only is it an expensive venture, but just think of all the plaid you'll have to buy. (not to mention that little beanie for your head too)
Nope. Golf will ALWAYS have the upper hand. Set your sights low.
I'm only good at video games involving golf - like Golden Tee or Outlaw Golf. And Outlaw Golf lets you beat your caddie without the hassle of "assault charges", "restraining orders" or "lawsuits". And, there's a bi-curious stripper.
Good luck Dave! Every year my Dad shoots his "birthday" He turned 77 this year....not too bad, eh?
WOW - I love your site. dude, awesome.
The last time I played golf I broke my Dad's Big Bertha, and that was the end of that. It was a humbling experience and I haven't touched a club since. I suck and will always be golf's bitch.blake
Golfing rocks, even though I suck at it. I wish I could just get consistent. I play okay one day and then shitty the next...so frustrating but I still highly recommend the sport. It is great to get outside and breath some fresh air and exercise.
I am pretty fond of the lady that drives the beer cart around. She always arrives just when I need her
I can't ever, ever, ever get the ball through the f***ing turning windmill. It pisses me off!
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