Thursday, September 15, 2005

Caption Contest

Quick diversion for you. Best one wins.

16 comments:

Weary Hag said...

"Doctor? It hurts when I do this."


Can we have multiple entries? What do we win? I need further input to determine how hard I wish to try.

Dave Morris said...

Well, since you had to ask about a prize, I will tell you I am the prize Nazi... NO PRIZE FOR YOU!

Isn't just being designated "the winner" enough anymore??

;-)

Mishka said...

"I hate it when this happens."

Weary Hag said...

Sadly, I've been referred to as "a winner" on many occasions, but not in the same context.Usually it's accompanied by eyes up to God, a raised brow and a sigh of disgust.

Weary Hag said...

"...so she squatted down like this, bent forward, then started singing 'Catch my baby, one more time' and out popped Britany's little bundle of joy."

Omega said...

Katie Couric keeps in shape for the next inevitable nation-wide broadcast of her colonoscopy.

lilly05 said...

Sheila quickly discovered the error in attempting a double "down dog" in her yoga routine when she became hoplessly tangled. Necessitating an emergency call to her Yogi! Don't try this at home kids!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"This is a stance you should learn before going camping."

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"This is what is meant by 'getting your dauber down.'"

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"Then, Dave, when I get like this, you slide under me."

Dave Morris said...

Okay, I'll contribute:

"How to poop in the woods."

Kristi said...

"Really, Dave. This isn't funny. Help me down now. Dave! Come on! Not the video camera too! DAVE! Put that phone down and help me out of this position! DAVE!"

Justice said...

"Hey Mom...Look over here"

Amandarama said...

And so it was that little Betsy was never going to forget her first game of Twister. Or the multiple tubes of Krazy Glue and Astroglide that made her now subsist on disablity insurance.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Please donate today to help fight Spina Bifida.

Spinning Girl said...

Flip "yoga" backwards, throw in an "n", and you've got "agony".

Sherri said...

Just another 'Twister' related casulty. Who's turn is it to spin?

Chris Cope said...

"'Bout this time the Duke boys realized they was in a heap o' trouble..."