Sadly, I've been referred to as "a winner" on many occasions, but not in the same context.Usually it's accompanied by eyes up to God, a raised brow and a sigh of disgust.
"Really, Dave. This isn't funny. Help me down now. Dave! Come on! Not the video camera too! DAVE! Put that phone down and help me out of this position! DAVE!"
And so it was that little Betsy was never going to forget her first game of Twister. Or the multiple tubes of Krazy Glue and Astroglide that made her now subsist on disablity insurance.
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"Doctor? It hurts when I do this."
Can we have multiple entries? What do we win? I need further input to determine how hard I wish to try.
Well, since you had to ask about a prize, I will tell you I am the prize Nazi... NO PRIZE FOR YOU!
Isn't just being designated "the winner" enough anymore??
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"I hate it when this happens."
Sadly, I've been referred to as "a winner" on many occasions, but not in the same context.Usually it's accompanied by eyes up to God, a raised brow and a sigh of disgust.
"...so she squatted down like this, bent forward, then started singing 'Catch my baby, one more time' and out popped Britany's little bundle of joy."
Katie Couric keeps in shape for the next inevitable nation-wide broadcast of her colonoscopy.
"This is a stance you should learn before going camping."
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"This is what is meant by 'getting your dauber down.'"
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"Then, Dave, when I get like this, you slide under me."
Okay, I'll contribute:
"How to poop in the woods."
"Really, Dave. This isn't funny. Help me down now. Dave! Come on! Not the video camera too! DAVE! Put that phone down and help me out of this position! DAVE!"
And so it was that little Betsy was never going to forget her first game of Twister. Or the multiple tubes of Krazy Glue and Astroglide that made her now subsist on disablity insurance.
Flip "yoga" backwards, throw in an "n", and you've got "agony".
Just another 'Twister' related casulty. Who's turn is it to spin?
"'Bout this time the Duke boys realized they was in a heap o' trouble..."
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