Friday, September 09, 2005

Dirty Martini Haze

Occasionally I will list some of the search terms which land people on my site. A few of them I've recorded in the past include:

Anna Kournikova
Bikini airplane
Douchebag synonyms
Dirty dave videos
Sucking tits pics

But tonight I received a visitor via a Google search for the term:

masturbate harley ford

I just gotta know... what makes you guys tick, fer chrissake?


Speaking of masturbating, can you guess which arm I use?

8 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Hmmm...I'm gonna guess...
"the arm of your chair"
just 'cuase that's what I use.

Spinning Girl said...

nor can I speell for shti.

Spinning Girl said...

one last:

5:30 AM!
I love working SO MUCH.

Weary Hag said...

Hmph. Gives all new meaning to the phrase "wow, you have a strong handshake."

OldHorsetailSnake said...

You got the URL for the Dirty Dave videos? I wanna see you beat off.

Chris Johnson said...

Well that is a easy question. DUH! Everyone knows your left handed.
:)

Dr. Mike said...

Hmmm, my guess is your left arm by the size of it... But apparently you spend quite a lot of time cleaning up with your right arm.

Lee Ann said...

Whoa Dave, that picture is freaky! Maybe you should try switching hands to even up a little:)