Friday, September 09, 2005

Dirty Martini Haze

Occasionally I will list some of the search terms which land people on my site. A few of them I've recorded in the past include:

Anna Kournikova
Bikini airplane
Douchebag synonyms
Dirty dave videos
Sucking tits pics

But tonight I received a visitor via a Google search for the term:

masturbate harley ford

I just gotta know... what makes you guys tick, fer chrissake?

Speaking of masturbating, can you guess which arm I use?


Spinning Girl said...

Hmmm...I'm gonna guess...
"the arm of your chair"
just 'cuase that's what I use.

Spinning Girl said...

nor can I speell for shti.

Spinning Girl said...

one last:

5:30 AM!
I love working SO MUCH.

Weary Hag said...

Hmph. Gives all new meaning to the phrase "wow, you have a strong handshake."

OldHorsetailSnake said...

You got the URL for the Dirty Dave videos? I wanna see you beat off.

Müzikdüde said...

How do you people keep finding my search terms?

Chris Johnson said...

Well that is a easy question. DUH! Everyone knows your left handed.

Dr. Mike said...

Hmmm, my guess is your left arm by the size of it... But apparently you spend quite a lot of time cleaning up with your right arm.

Lee Ann said...

Whoa Dave, that picture is freaky! Maybe you should try switching hands to even up a little:)

lilly05 said...

Damn Dave, you gotta learn to use the right hand. It's starting to show! Old Hoss is really an adventurous fella isn't he? Hope you never got that action on video.

Danius Maximus said...

the key is to switch hit to keep them both strong. I switch hands mid stroke to gain one. try it