Wednesday, May 04, 2005

The Virgin Jennifer?


I won't spend time suggesting silly explanations or trying to rationalize this image. To do so might lead you to an incorrect, less-than-divine conclusion. But it's clear this ethereal toastal image is that of Jennifer.

It was discovered on a piece of bread pulled from a toaster in Rathdrum, Idaho by the wife of a mailman. How it appeared on eBay is beyond me, but I'm sure it will fetch a handsome price.

5 comments:

OldHorsetailSnake said...

If I want cold toast, I can make it myself.

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Nope, not real. There's no butter on the woman.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Tell your wife to check her comment section. It is almost full. Well, so what if it's full of bullshit? It's at least full.

Weary Hag said...

Question: How is it that a person can have, not one, but two glass eyes? I swear to you every single picture of this woman boasts the exact same eye-ball direction and I find something terribly disturbing in that.

Kerouaced said...

That is truly a miracle. I hope no one ate her...