Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Rubbish disguised as a post


My mind is the consistency of kindergarten paste... if my mood were a color, it would be that of watery vanilla ice cream. I have no valid, lucid thoughts tonight, much like the final 10 years of my aunt's dementia-afflicted life. The uninspired nature of my brain is what I'd LIKE to blame my blog-silence on. I hope it works for you.

The internet is now sporting a "bad part of town." The addition of the suffix of ".xxx" has been approved for adult sites. I wonder, can non-adult sites use the addresses? It would be cool to have a website like or

Also approved were ".jobs" and ".travel"... which begs the question, could an adult site acquire the address Or Okay, that one was a stretch.

"Trust in a Bottle"


"After a few squirts, human subjects were significantly more trusting and willing to invest money with no ironclad promise of a profit."

By the way, I get that same effect from Scotch.


Kerouaced said...

Yeah, I don't know how big a finding that is. Booze pretty much does the same thing...

Chris Cope said...

Regarding that trust spray, I think we should be suspicious when the NFL start offering to spray for mosquitoes. Especially when the sprayer trucks are equipped with public address systems: "ATTENTION CITIZENS! We are just spraying for mosquitoes. Nothing else. The spray is safe, so feel free to come outside and breathe deep. By the way, one place that would definitely not have mosquitoes would be a brand new $2 billion stadium -- totally funded by taxpayer dollars, of course..."

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"incredible blow" is pretty funny. you better register that one so you can sell it futurely. You might Make Your Pile.