22 – checked a homeless guy for ticks.
23 – thrown anything that was alive into the face of an octogenarian who was sitting Indian-style and typing.
24 – Given the current time to the offspring of a public official while buffing my shoes with heavy whipping cream.
25 – Bangladeshi macramé with anyone named Mildred.
26 – Swam with beavers toward the light of a camp full of accountants who had evil intentions.
27 – Shirked my responsibility regarding any type of brick-laying.
28 – Given syrup of ipecac to a hyena, then laughed and laughed and laughed as it recited haiku using the voice of Kate Hudson.
29 – Written my name in snow with not-yet-congealed pineapple jello.
30 – Prostate surgery. (that one’s for you, Hoss)
31 – Given in to the teachings of a tribe of manipulative yet fairly reasonable blacksmiths, each named Ed.