* - The preferred version is most certainly Robert John, I never really liked the Tokens.
12 – Hummed any version of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” during a proctologist exam.*
13 – Held a vanilla wafer between my knees while wearing a light periwinkle satin & lace corset at a roadside produce stand.
14 – Sat quietly while a wolverine nibbled at my jewels.
15 – Driven to Ecuador on a Big Wheel to feast on the tripe of a camel during January, March or July, which are considered the off season down there.
16 – Held and rocked the child of a British taxidermist and reassured him/her everything will be alright as early as Friday.
17 – Gave up dancing with mannequins for lent.
18 – Requested a neighbor cease all contact with relatives and friends until I could see they’ve ended their dependency on the collecting of Leif Garrett or Sid Caesar memorabilia.
19 – Sudanese grave robbing for sport.**
20 – Adapted a screenplay for a flea-infested, size-challenged writer from Saskatoon who is known for making delicious pastries.
21 – Ice fishing with Ernest Borgnine.
** - There is just too much profit to be made.