Monday, June 06, 2005

Justa coupla thangs

I always knew Russell Crowe was a dick. I met him once in Nashville, he plays a decent guitar and was performing with an Australian singer. But he had a rather nasty ego and disposition - even before he had any major films under his belt.

Now he's been arrested... for being a dick. Good for him.

If you're a space junkie, this story will fascinate you.

"This is a totally new region of space," Edward Stone, Voyager project scientist at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena, said in a telephone interview. "We have entered the last lap in our race to interstellar space."



Chris Cope said...

Soon aliens will arrive, asking us how the hell to play the golden record. Have you ever looked at the directions on that thing? They don't make a damn bit of sense.

Dave Morris said...

Chris, those directions made perfect sense to me. The fascination with our anuses among aliens is widely known, that's where they seem to stick their probes. So the one thing stands for anus. The other stands for spinning. The other seems to look like a seat. Clearly, we're telling them to "sit and spin." No?

Weary Hag said...

Isn't this like the third time in about 10 years that Russell Crowe got arrested for violence? I'm not crazy about him. Sure he's eye candy for about the first five minutes, but from that point out, any woman with a functional brain could detect that certain deviant look in his eye. Ew.