Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Bond. Dave Bond.

Pierce Brosnan was the guest on last night's The Daily Show, and Emily revealed that she has always been attracted to him. How could I mind? He's 007, for chrissake.

As we watched she kept looking back and forth between me and the television and came to a realization - she thinks I resemble him in appearance and mannerisms.

Maybe she's right. I've never noticed it before but as this unretouched photo demonstrates, there is a strange resemblance between Pierce Brosnan and me.

Oddly enough, the women of my last three major relationships thought I resembled movie stars. One thought I looked like Timothy Robbins, another John Travolta.

And now I'm Pierce Brosnan. As I told Em good night, I did so with a British accent. It totally made her hot.

While we're on the subject, I think she looks a little like Lisa Kudrow. Do you agree?


Blogarita said...

Oh, cool! I see you dug out your senior prom picture.

Emily does look a little like Lisa Kudrow, but I think she looks more like Jenna Elfman. Something about her smile.

Violet said...

Gee, thanks for puting up that goofy picture of me!! I must be in mid-sentence or something.

And anytime you want to use a British accent and refer to yourself as Double-O-Seven.....

Sarah said...

I guess I know who you will be going as to Wendy's birthday party!

you and Em both appear to look almost famous.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

She looks plenty pretty, is all I can say.

Ari said...

Hmm. I don't think you resemble Pierce, Tim, or John, but I do agree with you that Em resembles Lisa. You're both cutie patooties, however. So there.

C said...

yeah dave, you DO resemble pierce in the upper lip area and maybe in the left eyebrow....
heehee just shittin ya ;)
em does resemble both jena and lisa, but waaaay much cuter than those celebrities. AND she is real and all yours!
betchya wish she had their money, though.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I get John Travolta a lot.

I see you as a 007, BDD.

Violet looks like Jenna Jameson to me.