Tickled the balls of a badger while crocheting a poncho for Hosni Mubarak.*
Chewed aluminum foil happily.
Shirts 'n skins volleyball with Bea Arthur.
Filled the dimples of a golf ball with cherry syrup at the demand of a journeyman brick layer.
Hoisted a bag of gnu shit above my head while humming "Rhinestone Cowboy."
Speaking entirely in Azerbaijani, used beastiality innuendo to shame a barbershop quartet tenor into transporting me to a taxidermy shop on his unicycle..Allowed a squadron of gnats unfettered access to my navel.
But there is always... ALWAYS tomorrow.
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*What type of person would use the name and reputation of this great man to advance his/her own blogging agenda??
8 comments:
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.
I think Hosni Mubarak is fun to say. I'm just sayin'.
Letter of the day: n'
Mr. Mubarak's reputation aside, I'm pretty sure badgers bite...so take a while getting around to doing this one, okay? :)
Do you really want to fondle a large rodents fuzzy nut sack.. hmmm..
::smooches::
mara
I knew a Poncho Villa, once.
Dave, call me if you do the unicycle, I want to watch! ok? ;)
Well, I've neva chewed aluminum foil. But since u did, was it fun ;-) PEACE
Don't worry Dave, there are a couple of items on your list I have yet to do too... and I've got some years on you!
We can only hope it will all come around in time.
No one chews aluminum foil happily. No one.
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