Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Eat 'em up! Eat 'em up! RAW, RAW, RAW!

"A popular adult magazine has made an offer to the two cheerleaders accused of having sex with each other in a Florida bar and getting involved in a fight..."


I'm appalled at this behavior.* I don't condone it, I don't believe in it and I won't participate in promoting it. I discourage you from going HERE to see a little slide show, and HERE to read more about them.

I also hope you don't plan to buy a copy of Penthouse, in which they will likely appear nude soon. It just wouldn't be right.

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*And by appalled, of course I mean delighted. This is the perfect fantasy of any NFL fan. It's not like we don't watch the telecasts with the hope that the director will put on a lot of shots of the cheerleaders.

10 comments:

jamwall said...

ok, that was a really disappointing slide show, they're just walking an getting into a car,
no action in the car, no footage from a stall
(this is starting to sound like a dirty dr. seuss poem...)

Used Hack said...

Dave, I feel the same way. I'll buy it for the article. ;)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I can't understand why that woman complained. She might have gottenn some good pointers.

Lee Ann said...

Dave, Hey cuteness! I am glad to see you are a true blue male. I wouldn't expect anything less. ;)

Mishka said...

I don't watch the NFL for the cheerleaders...I watch it for the tight butts running in those tight little pants up and down the field...haha. Just kidding.

I like it for the game and hits, but am quickly getting sick of all the ego maniacs crying all the time about how millions of dollars are just not enough for them to do something they supposedly love for a living.

Spinning Girl said...

When their cheerleader uniforms go up on eBay, let's you & I each buy one.

Amandarama said...

I'm with jamwall.

Guess I'll have to buy that issue of Penthouse...

Weary Hag said...

I wonder if a story about sex in a bathroom stall between two footballs players would have gotten an entirely different sort of notoriety. :)

Dr. Mike said...

I'm with Jamwall... somehow I thought there'd be an eleventh picture in the back seat of the car...

Man, where's the dessert?
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Lightning Bug's Butt said...

The first day I read about this I knew they'd be set: all they'd have to do is get naked for a magazine. Six figures.

It beats cheerleading for 20 bucks a game.