Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I have become a blogger deadbeat

I can't believe I have been such a neglectful blog-father. My support payments (blog entries) are late, I haven't kept up with visitation (of friends' blogs) and I'm probably about to be hauled in by the division of blogly services.

And I'm about to make myself puke with this stupid analogy.

For the past two years I've kept things fairly up to date, even blogged daily. Lately, it's twice a week or less... which indicates one of a few possibilities:

1 - I'm far too busy to blog...
2 - I've been abducted by Heidi Klum... or
3 - I'm a lazy sonofabitch with no life, thus nothing interesting to say.

I'd like to think it's number two. But it's more likely three. It's certainly NOT number one.

So starting today (okay, tomorrow) I will pay more attention to my blog. I will keep it up to date with my thoughts on world events, the really juicy personal stuff and fabulous pictures. I will take time to point out what I think my friends are doing wrong with their lives. I will force upon you my perspective on things like innie vs. outie, why I would ever downgrade to someone like Heidi Klum from the brilliant and delicious Violet, and why tangerines give me cancre sores when I eat 35 of them in one sitting.

And remind me to tell you why low fat Cool Whip chaps my ass. (not literally) (well, maybe literally)

I'll now leave you with a picture of the fair Violet (Emily) and me.

Remember to floss. See you tomorrow. (no, I mean it this time)


Violet said...

I thought we decided not to tell anybody about the Cool Whip episode....?

Weary Hag said...

(chuckling at Violet's comment)

What a great photo of the two of you! I'd say you make the nicest looking couple around, but then that'd put Ed and me at number two which ... well, come on now ... would be ridiculous. *wink*

With regards to your blog and your inability to post daily sometimes, you kidding? For nearly two years I only posted once (sometimes twice) per week. You trying to make me feel bad or somethin? (it's working)

I look forward to lots more posts of yours ... pictures too!

Fantastagirl said...

We all know why you haven't been around lately - and rumor has it, that it has a lot to do with Reddi Whip...

Blogarita said...

This Dr. Mike guy? He sure does put up with a lot of crap from you, doesn't he? :)

Ari said...

Uhmmm, I think it's none of the above, Dave. I think it's luuuuuuuuuuuuve. ;)

Amandarama said...

What a lovely picture!

Crystal said...

you guys are cute!

your lady looks like Elliot from Scrubs.