And I'm about to make myself puke with this stupid analogy.
For the past two years I've kept things fairly up to date, even blogged daily. Lately, it's twice a week or less... which indicates one of a few possibilities:
1 - I'm far too busy to blog...
2 - I've been abducted by Heidi Klum... or
3 - I'm a lazy sonofabitch with no life, thus nothing interesting to say.
I'd like to think it's number two. But it's more likely three. It's certainly NOT number one.
So starting today (okay, tomorrow) I will pay more attention to my blog. I will keep it up to date with my thoughts on world events, the really juicy personal stuff and fabulous pictures. I will take time to point out what I think my friends are doing wrong with their lives. I will force upon you my perspective on things like innie vs. outie, why I would ever downgrade to someone like Heidi Klum from the brilliant and delicious Violet, and why tangerines give me cancre sores when I eat 35 of them in one sitting.
And remind me to tell you why low fat Cool Whip chaps my ass. (not literally) (well, maybe literally)
I'll now leave you with a picture of the fair Violet (Emily) and me.
Remember to floss. See you tomorrow. (no, I mean it this time)