Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Captioned Dead or Alive

Best caption wins.

14 comments:

phoenix said...

What am I doing here? No spoon to gag myself with... hmmm maybe my finger will work...

It's Me, Maven... said...

"Gee, I hope no one noticed that my finger was in my nose before I jammed it in my mouth."

"Yep, I'm a quart low."

"How or why does my finger taste like ass?"

~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

There is obviously someone totally hot in front of them. It appears Elizabeth Hurley wants to lick him like an ice cream cone and it has made Anna Kournikova touch herself in public.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Anna: "Shit. I forgot deoderant again."

Elizabeth: "Kinda salty."

Blogarita said...

Elizabeth: "Sergei looks like Matthew McConaughey. Gag!"

Chris Cope said...

Hi. See my goofy hair and my glasses on askew? I'm kind of a doofus. Now, look who's sitting next to me. Just that pose makes you need to sit down, doesn't it? Yeah -- I am so fucking wealthy; you can't even imagine.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Hey Dave. First, I know what you meant about your TREO. I had a SmartPhone from Nokia that I literally broke in two with my bare hands -- same kind of thing.

Let me get back to you on the caption.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

A Glimpse of VH-1's "Where Are They Now, 2019?"

Or: Poster of "Most Annoying Celebrities We'd Still Like to Fuck."

russ said...

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I'm crying.

- Beatles

Lee Ann said...

Elizabeth: Hey Anna, you are right, that underarm gunk is pretty good!

Anonymous said...

Anna: "Thank God I had clitoral material transplanted into my armpit, this tennis match is boring."

Elizabeth: "Thank God I had clitoral material transplanted into my fingertip, this tennis match is boring."

oregoncelticlady said...

Damn! Forgot to shave the right one!!

It's Me, Maven... said...

Note to self: Before obsessive nail biting, make sure I scrub my nails after cleaning up baby poop.

It's Me, Maven... said...

Anna: "Damnit I knew I should have done my breast exam in the shower."

Anna: "Damnit, my chicken cutlet bra lift thingy is in my armpit."