HOW VAIN IT IS TO SIT DOWN TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT STOOD UP TO LIVE. - Henry David Thoreau
- Henry David Thoreau
What am I doing here? No spoon to gag myself with... hmmm maybe my finger will work...
"Gee, I hope no one noticed that my finger was in my nose before I jammed it in my mouth.""Yep, I'm a quart low.""How or why does my finger taste like ass?"
There is obviously someone totally hot in front of them. It appears Elizabeth Hurley wants to lick him like an ice cream cone and it has made Anna Kournikova touch herself in public.
Anna: "Shit. I forgot deoderant again."Elizabeth: "Kinda salty."
Elizabeth: "Sergei looks like Matthew McConaughey. Gag!"
Hi. See my goofy hair and my glasses on askew? I'm kind of a doofus. Now, look who's sitting next to me. Just that pose makes you need to sit down, doesn't it? Yeah -- I am so fucking wealthy; you can't even imagine.
Hey Dave. First, I know what you meant about your TREO. I had a SmartPhone from Nokia that I literally broke in two with my bare hands -- same kind of thing.Let me get back to you on the caption.
A Glimpse of VH-1's "Where Are They Now, 2019?"Or: Poster of "Most Annoying Celebrities We'd Still Like to Fuck."
I am heAs you are heAs you are meAnd we are all together.See how they runLike pigs from a gunSee how they fly. I'm crying.- Beatles
Elizabeth: Hey Anna, you are right, that underarm gunk is pretty good!
Anna: "Thank God I had clitoral material transplanted into my armpit, this tennis match is boring."Elizabeth: "Thank God I had clitoral material transplanted into my fingertip, this tennis match is boring."
Damn! Forgot to shave the right one!!
Note to self: Before obsessive nail biting, make sure I scrub my nails after cleaning up baby poop.
Anna: "Damnit I knew I should have done my breast exam in the shower."Anna: "Damnit, my chicken cutlet bra lift thingy is in my armpit."
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