Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Bird Flu

I've been stricken with a high fever, swollen adenoids, androids, hemmorhoids, factoids and paranoids, sore throat, sore back, sore leg, the sweats, the shivers, the gout, scurvy, massive crippling gas and the heebie jeebies.

I haven't felt this bad in a long time.

13 comments:

Nobody said...

Hmm. I think I can diagnose what you have. Mumps + bird flu + hemorrhoids.

That sucks.

Eve said...

Stay on your side of nowhereville por favor. ;)

In other words...

hang in there, Davey-poo?! That sucks...

Fantastagirl said...

Sorry to hear you are feeling like crap - hope you are better soon.

Violet said...

so, are you trying to say that you're out for idol tonight?

Amandarama said...

Jeez! That totally sucks!

I'm sending "feel better" vibes your way!!!!

paula said...

Dave, you need some chicken noodle soup....I send Mike over....Hope you feel better soon. I've been fighting off the crud too!!

Diana said...

Hope you are feeling better soon!

Anonymous said...

Well at least it probably isn't ebola...yet...

Feel better

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Small pox is next. And then it's all over. At least you will feel better -- or not at all.

Raehan said...

Feel better, Dave.

xo

Kimmy said...

Well, THAT sucks. Three words: Matzah Ball Soup.

It's Me, Maven... said...

Babe, you forgot "menstrual bloat and irritability."

Hope you're feeling better asap!

Nothing worse than a case of "Spring Sickness."

heidi said...

Hope you feel better soon Dave. Sorry about the roids

For the record my letter verification was bbqsx barbecue sex...awww yeah