Violet is an Olympics watcher. Actually I don't mind so much, it's kind of interesting.
But beach volleyball? Really?
I understand the fascination with Misty May... but c'mon.
And whatever happened to the discus? This is something I can relate to, considering I'm an ace frisbee thrower. It's the same thing, right?*
Why not billiards? Darts? Bowling? (and subsequently, the pitcher-beer-slam.)
Beer pong? Quarters? Hello? Let's make this fun.
Scrabble? I could totally kick some ass. Gold medal for Dave.
*I know, I know. Frisbee is to discus as snorkeling is to deep sea diving.