Thursday, February 02, 2006

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Thanks to Lori

2 comments:

Lee Ann said...

A few other hard ones to say when drunk are:
Rearview mirror
Contrary
Arguable
Reoccur
Preventative

Love the ones that are impossible to say! You little devil you!!! ;)

Unknown said...

* I take no offense at your crude insinuations, and I will not try to hit you now.

* I don't really, really, love you, man.

* Of course you can have my car keys, I'm way too drunk to drive.

* No, I really can't dance. Don't make me stand up and prove it.

* On second thought, perhaps I'd better *not* bet the pink slip to my car on the outcome of this football game.

* I refuse to hit on my wife's sister while my wife is in the room too.