Look at me, tempting fate... calling this virus a sissy. I should point out that it takes balls to do that.
But you know what? Bring it on, you little viral bitch! Give me something more, because so far, I couldn't even take a day off!
Look, you little chicken-shit bacteria... next time, bring it! Otherwise, just stay home and watch Desperate Housewives.

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Oh jesus Dave... Karma's a biatch. You're gonna be socked with The Big Mofo for this post... ;)
May the force be with you...~chuckle~
Hahaha
Yeah well my son just hit me in the forehead with his sippy cup and told me "More Milk" Not really related, but that was all I could think of.
Here go look at some boobies
http://thedoggydidit.blogspot.com/
Hey! Come chew out my toenail fungus.
That phlegmwad in the picture, how long did it take you to hack that puppy up?
I once threatened to beat the nose hair out of a virus and a week later I was having my appendix removed in the middle of the flipping night. Be careful what you ask for.
yeah, yeah, yeah....you got the "lite" version, not the full release!
I am thinking that Stomach Flu is looking up your address right now...
are you sure that's flu? its looks *just* like a strand of syphilis i had featured on my blog last week...
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
*grabbing popcorn*
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