I felt like shit for 36 hours, yet now I'm almost back to normal. As a cold, what kind of pitiful failure do you have to be to only affect the person for 36 measly (no, not measley) hours? Sheesh, I'd hang up my cleats and turn in my jersey if that's all I could do.
Look at me, tempting fate... calling this virus a sissy. I should point out that it takes balls to do that.
But you know what? Bring it on, you little viral bitch! Give me something more, because so far, I couldn't even take a day off!
Look, you little chicken-shit bacteria... next time, bring it! Otherwise, just stay home and watch Desperate Housewives.
Spineless, multi-celled failure.