Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Sick, or not sick? That is the question.

I felt like shit for 36 hours, yet now I'm almost back to normal. As a cold, what kind of pitiful failure do you have to be to only affect the person for 36 measly (no, not measley) hours? Sheesh, I'd hang up my cleats and turn in my jersey if that's all I could do.

Look at me, tempting fate... calling this virus a sissy. I should point out that it takes balls to do that.

But you know what? Bring it on, you little viral bitch! Give me something more, because so far, I couldn't even take a day off!

Look, you little chicken-shit bacteria... next time, bring it! Otherwise, just stay home and watch Desperate Housewives.

Spineless, multi-celled failure.

11 comments:

Trinette said...

Man, you must have some big ones.

Eve said...

Oh jesus Dave... Karma's a biatch. You're gonna be socked with The Big Mofo for this post... ;)

May the force be with you...~chuckle~

The Doggy Did It said...

Hahaha

Yeah well my son just hit me in the forehead with his sippy cup and told me "More Milk" Not really related, but that was all I could think of.

Here go look at some boobies
http://thedoggydidit.blogspot.com/

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Hey! Come chew out my toenail fungus.

Weary Hag said...

That phlegmwad in the picture, how long did it take you to hack that puppy up?

I once threatened to beat the nose hair out of a virus and a week later I was having my appendix removed in the middle of the flipping night. Be careful what you ask for.

Just Some Guy on the Radio said...

yeah, yeah, yeah....you got the "lite" version, not the full release!

Mishka said...

I am thinking that Stomach Flu is looking up your address right now...

jungle jane said...

are you sure that's flu? its looks *just* like a strand of syphilis i had featured on my blog last week...

Jess Riley said...

"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

*grabbing popcorn*

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Screw headcolds.

Raynwomaan said...

Nyah! Here you are thinkin' you have some kind of super kick-ass immune system, when really it probably wasn't flu or cold at all, but an allergy attack or food poisoning or something equally mundane. Either that, or you were hit with a scout virus that properly weakened your defenses and you're going to be laid up for a MONTH with the frickin' avian flu or SARS. :) Yeah. I'm the little optimist. Be well, Dave. Drink lots of OJ and eat Chicken Noodle Soup, just to stay safe!