Monday, February 20, 2006

What IS a sonofabitch?

'Tis an answer rife with controversy, and susceptible to vastly differing interpretation. This is my blog, and I simply wouldn't feel right about not presenting my own "take," so I will now eagerly chime in.

But, instead of attempting to define sonofabitch, (here's dictionary.com's definition) I will provide examples through photography. Yes, a picture says a thousand words.

In the first example, the man on the right is attempting to disarm a bomb. The man on the left... well, he's a sonofabitch.



In my second example, (thanks to Kim's query regarding a certain picture from last week's Nashville trip) the innocent, decent man in the picture below is me, trying to perform a very natural bladder evacuation procedure. The roommate who snapped the picture, emailed it to numerous friends and likely posted it on the internet... well, he's a sonofabitch.



I hope I've been helpful in attempting to clarify the true meaning of the term.

20 comments:

prodgodq said...

Dave:

"sonofabitch" is too mild a term for the individual who took this picture. My term would have many terms with the "ck" combination of consonants.
-DQ

Bob2837465 said...

that's hot... no, seriously. why didn't you text me that picture instead of the cup of coffee??? woulda been way more interesting.

jamwall said...

i love bomb squad humor!

Lee Ann said...

Oh my gosh, that is funny...and yes, he is a sonofabitch!

Dave, mighty cute legs you have there!

Spinning Girl said...

Oh, now that is just so darn purty.
Nice urine.
You know I loves me pee.
What is that object you are peeing into? That doesn't look like any shower that I have ever seen.

That's better, now it sounds like me.

Mishka said...

You were just looking for a reason to post yourself in the bathroom...huh? Ha, ha. I would be very mad if someone took my pic while I was in there but I don't have to worry, I live with the modesty king...haha.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Half-nekkid Thursday come early?

And, hey! You left the seat down, you sonofabitch.

Kim said...

What a SHOCKER! Really. I am flabbergasted...

Since when are you left-handed???????

Used Hack said...

Lots of vitamins? Not enough water? Huh?

The Doggy Did It said...

Really I am not sure who people are trying to insult with the term sonofabitch? I mean if someone walked up to me and called my mom a bitch, I would knock all his teeth out...so why is this term so socially acceptable?

I mean what if my mom really is a bitch, or what if she is dead and then you just called her a bitch, oooh now that is just plain rude you dick!




lol

Dave Morris said...

Doggy, you will love this, then... the irony is palpable: My Mom sent me the first picture and gave me the idea for this entry. I wrote her back and said it just didn't seem right!

phoenix said...

LMAO I get my best stuff from my mother too! Nice legs! *wolf whistles*

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Tripod.

Trinette said...
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Trinette said...

It's the socks that do it for me ;)

Bob2837465 said...

your mom goes to college...

The Doggy Did It said...

LOL, right on Dave, that is funny, the first time my mom looked at my blog, she left a comment and yelled at me for using the "F" word...hahahaha where does she think I learned it from??

StringMan said...

That guy with the bag ... yup ...

Weary Hag said...

These pictures are connected in a way you know. If the sonofabitch in picture one did what it looks like he intended to do, I'll bet the other guy in picture one wound up doing what the guy in picture two was doing, but right where he sat ... in his pants!

oregoncelticlady said...

Time for a new roommate! *waves hand wildly in air*