But, instead of attempting to define sonofabitch, (here's dictionary.com's definition) I will provide examples through photography. Yes, a picture says a thousand words.
In the first example, the man on the right is attempting to disarm a bomb. The man on the left... well, he's a sonofabitch.
In my second example, (thanks to Kim's query regarding a certain picture from last week's Nashville trip) the innocent, decent man in the picture below is me, trying to perform a very natural bladder evacuation procedure. The roommate who snapped the picture, emailed it to numerous friends and likely posted it on the internet... well, he's a sonofabitch.
I hope I've been helpful in attempting to clarify the true meaning of the term.
13 comments:
i love bomb squad humor!
Oh my gosh, that is funny...and yes, he is a sonofabitch!
Dave, mighty cute legs you have there!
Oh, now that is just so darn purty.
Nice urine.
You know I loves me pee.
What is that object you are peeing into? That doesn't look like any shower that I have ever seen.
That's better, now it sounds like me.
You were just looking for a reason to post yourself in the bathroom...huh? Ha, ha. I would be very mad if someone took my pic while I was in there but I don't have to worry, I live with the modesty king...haha.
Half-nekkid Thursday come early?
And, hey! You left the seat down, you sonofabitch.
What a SHOCKER! Really. I am flabbergasted...
Since when are you left-handed???????
Really I am not sure who people are trying to insult with the term sonofabitch? I mean if someone walked up to me and called my mom a bitch, I would knock all his teeth out...so why is this term so socially acceptable?
I mean what if my mom really is a bitch, or what if she is dead and then you just called her a bitch, oooh now that is just plain rude you dick!
lol
Doggy, you will love this, then... the irony is palpable: My Mom sent me the first picture and gave me the idea for this entry. I wrote her back and said it just didn't seem right!
LMAO I get my best stuff from my mother too! Nice legs! *wolf whistles*
LOL, right on Dave, that is funny, the first time my mom looked at my blog, she left a comment and yelled at me for using the "F" word...hahahaha where does she think I learned it from??
That guy with the bag ... yup ...
These pictures are connected in a way you know. If the sonofabitch in picture one did what it looks like he intended to do, I'll bet the other guy in picture one wound up doing what the guy in picture two was doing, but right where he sat ... in his pants!
Time for a new roommate! *waves hand wildly in air*
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