I saw this and had to post it... someone found my blog using the following search term:
"Pictures of groundhogs in your butt"
Uh. Wow. My blog is 4th on the search list. What type of person is searching for butt-buried groundhogs, anyway?? This person is freakin' WACK. Look, I have nothing on my blog about colon-dwelling woodchucks, believe me. If I did, I would admit it. That's just how I roll.
Perhaps you've had visitors to your own blog via strange search terms. Feel free to share them via comment.