Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Quickie

I saw this and had to post it... someone found my blog using the following search term:

"Pictures of groundhogs in your butt"

Uh. Wow. My blog is 4th on the search list. What type of person is searching for butt-buried groundhogs, anyway?? This person is freakin' WACK. Look, I have nothing on my blog about colon-dwelling woodchucks, believe me. If I did, I would admit it. That's just how I roll.

Perhaps you've had visitors to your own blog via strange search terms. Feel free to share them via comment.

16 comments:

smays said...

Someone found their way to smays.com by searching Google/UK for:

"poop hole dumping turd movie"

I'm pretty sure I have used each of those words at least once and vow to you...here and now... to use them in a sentence at the first opportunity.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

For some reason I never get anything interesting like that. Maybe I should put up some pictures of me kissing groundhog butt.

Jess Riley said...

I once got "rice testicle" and "what to do when eat bad meat."

I still worry about the last one. Hope he got help.

Bob2837465 said...

"that's just how i roll?"

you know, you better be careful. you wouldn't want to tarnish your "mad street cred."

Dave Morris said...

Steve: You win. Hands down.

Horsetail: You have pictures of that? We need to talk, my friend.

Jess: I'm not entirely sure which would be worse, eating rotten meat, or having testicles that could, in any way, be confused with or compared to rice.

Emily: I thought you liked how I roll. My street cred has been in question for a while now... ever since I quit gang-banging, yo. Nowadays, I'm like, "whatevah... I do what I want."

Damn, I'm white.

Chris Cope said...

You know, if you don't want me to read your blog, that's fine. But you don't need to call me a wack. That hurts, man.

~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

This whole post had inspired me to do one of my own "best of" google searches to get to me. Gotta love these people! (Of course, I don't think anyone could beat smays).

Mishka said...

I have had some weird ones in the past but looking at what has come up lately, it isn't very interesting....sorry, you'll have to catch me later on that one...haha.

CP said...

Hey.

That gopher that came out of your ass?

he didn't happen to see his shadow or anything, did he?

CP.

Lee Ann said...

That is great!
I know, some of the things our blogs come under....just crazy!

Hey...when do you want to do chinese take out again?

Heidi said...

How the hell can you tell that? I'm dying to know!

Trinette said...

I can't beat smays, but someone got me by searching "housewife feet".

Fetish, ya think?

StringMan said...

Dave, maybe they were really looking for Gerbils ... are you sure you weren't hanging with Richard Gere down there in Nashville?

Amandarama said...

Today someone found the blog with "3d sex amanda with dad". I'm so pleased.

The Doggy Did It said...

Ok forgive me for being Naive..but arent groundhogs like Really BIG animals with sharp claws? I mean that fat little f*ck that does or does not see his damn shadow every february 2nd must weigh at least 30 or 40lbs...

Um...soooo how big is your ass if you can get something like that in there, what is he doing practicing with bowling balls??

Weary Hag said...

In keeping with CP's query, this woodchuck ... if he did come out your ass and saw his shadow, does that mean he also hides chocolate eggs and changes water into wine? Just askin cuz then you might really be onto something Dave.