According to collegeboredom.com, there are eight ways to kill a groundhog:
8 - High precision sniper rifle.
7 - Feed piquant mustard to his shadow.
6 - 2 cups soy sauce, 1 tablespoon of sugar, and a grenade.
5 - Make him try to solve a Rubiks Cube. (I've done this, the groundhog explodes)
4 - Make a bet with him that he can't drink two gallons of milk in five minutes. (groundhogs are suckers for wagering)
3 - 1994 White Ford Bronco. (self explanatory)
2 - Make him watch Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray over and over again. (again, he explodes)
1 - Hire this guy.
7 comments:
Groundhog wings are delicious.
White bronco...hehe. I think a hog would hog just enough hog if a hog could hog a hog.
Sick, sick, man. Killing the poor little groundhog.....Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want, I do what I want! Just had to throw that in!
LOL... love the woodchuck! How've you been doll?
::smooches::
Mara
Hey, I thought it was hamsters with Gere. You mean he had groundhogs up there, too?
By the way, you could also get Carl Spackler from Caddy Shack to kill that groundhog. I know, Carl never did kill the gopher. But groundhogs are fatter and much more stupid.
Groundhogs suck.
I once had a woodchuck eat my telephone line back in the days of trailer-trashdom.
The phone company had to come out five times in two months, and that's no exaggeration.
I finally went out and got a have-a-heart trap and stuck it beneath the house with a carrot and apple inside.
Three guesses what I trapped ... first two don't count.
That's right Dave, a SKUNK. Ever try to get an ANGRY skunk out of a trap?
Thank you. You've given me something to blog about. Now to actually get it done.
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