Monday, December 19, 2005

30,000...

Total raw page hits. Thank you for your interest. You truly need a life.

And now, a caption contest. Best one wins 71 cents and a pack of Camels.


Write whatever you like... all will be considered, but bonus points will be given for avoiding obvious references.

10 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Myyy, what a b...

oh, wait. Let me think some more, I'm going for that bonus.

Me! said...

Bubba's wife thought she had made the ultimate birthday wish.

Unfortunately she needed to be more specific when she asked that her husband's cock were bigger.

Lee Ann said...

Everything is bigger in Texas!

Spinning Girl said...

Jeez. The things a doodle do for attention.

Anonymous said...

Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the cock and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Chris Cope said...

"I'm afraid I can only sell you half a chicken. Why? Well, think about it..."

Anonymous said...

really.... swallow... it tastes just like chicken!

Anonymous said...

Leprechauns are always so literal about everything...

Anonymous said...

"hey, pardner, once ya go hen...ya never go back..."

Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle said...

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?


HEY WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?