Monday, December 19, 2005

30,000...

Total raw page hits. Thank you for your interest. You truly need a life.

And now, a caption contest. Best one wins 71 cents and a pack of Camels.


Write whatever you like... all will be considered, but bonus points will be given for avoiding obvious references.

16 comments:

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Say, pardner. Where can a fella find himself a local cockfighting pit? I gots me winner here fer sure.

Spinning Girl said...

Myyy, what a b...

oh, wait. Let me think some more, I'm going for that bonus.

~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

Bubba's wife thought she had made the ultimate birthday wish.

Unfortunately she needed to be more specific when she asked that her husband's cock were bigger.

Lee Ann said...

Everything is bigger in Texas!

smays said...

Leroy foolishing used his third and final wish for the biggest cock in the world.

smays said...

Foolishly. Foolishing is something you do to make everyone in the bar laugh at you.

Spinning Girl said...

Jeez. The things a doodle do for attention.

gary said...

So this chicken walks into the bar...orders a beer and says, "I had the stragest dream last night. "Some LITTLE BITTY redneck farmer tried to HANG me!!!"

or we could just go with:

Chicken Shit...I'll show you CHICKEN SHIT!!!

J.T. said...

Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the cock and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Chris Cope said...

"I'm afraid I can only sell you half a chicken. Why? Well, think about it..."

Rob Walker said...

Folks who didn't know Cletus thought he was only bragging when he'd claim, "My cock is so damn big I've gotta drag the durn thang along behind me..."

Anonymous said...

really.... swallow... it tastes just like chicken!

Anonymous said...

Leprechauns are always so literal about everything...

soz said...

"hey, pardner, once ya go hen...ya never go back..."

Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle said...

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?


HEY WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?

Bob2837465 said...

so who's the winner?