HOW VAIN IT IS TO SIT DOWN TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT STOOD UP TO LIVE. - Henry David Thoreau
- Henry David Thoreau
Write whatever you like... all will be considered, but bonus points will be given for avoiding obvious references.
Say, pardner. Where can a fella find himself a local cockfighting pit? I gots me winner here fer sure.
Myyy, what a b...oh, wait. Let me think some more, I'm going for that bonus.
Bubba's wife thought she had made the ultimate birthday wish. Unfortunately she needed to be more specific when she asked that her husband's cock were bigger.
Everything is bigger in Texas!
Leroy foolishing used his third and final wish for the biggest cock in the world.
Foolishly. Foolishing is something you do to make everyone in the bar laugh at you.
Jeez. The things a doodle do for attention.
So this chicken walks into the bar...orders a beer and says, "I had the stragest dream last night. "Some LITTLE BITTY redneck farmer tried to HANG me!!!"or we could just go with:Chicken Shit...I'll show you CHICKEN SHIT!!!
Kinfolk said Jed move away from thereSaid Californy is the place you ought to beSo he loaded up the cock and moved to Beverly.Hills, that is.Swimmin pools, movie stars.
"I'm afraid I can only sell you half a chicken. Why? Well, think about it..."
Folks who didn't know Cletus thought he was only bragging when he'd claim, "My cock is so damn big I've gotta drag the durn thang along behind me..."
really.... swallow... it tastes just like chicken!
Leprechauns are always so literal about everything...
"hey, pardner, once ya go hen...ya never go back..."
How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? HEY WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?
so who's the winner?
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