HOW VAIN IT IS TO SIT DOWN TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT STOOD UP TO LIVE. - Henry David Thoreau
- Henry David Thoreau
Write whatever you like... all will be considered, but bonus points will be given for avoiding obvious references.
Myyy, what a b...oh, wait. Let me think some more, I'm going for that bonus.
Bubba's wife thought she had made the ultimate birthday wish. Unfortunately she needed to be more specific when she asked that her husband's cock were bigger.
Everything is bigger in Texas!
Jeez. The things a doodle do for attention.
Kinfolk said Jed move away from thereSaid Californy is the place you ought to beSo he loaded up the cock and moved to Beverly.Hills, that is.Swimmin pools, movie stars.
"I'm afraid I can only sell you half a chicken. Why? Well, think about it..."
really.... swallow... it tastes just like chicken!
Leprechauns are always so literal about everything...
"hey, pardner, once ya go hen...ya never go back..."
How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? HEY WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?
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Myyy, what a b...
oh, wait. Let me think some more, I'm going for that bonus.
Bubba's wife thought she had made the ultimate birthday wish.
Unfortunately she needed to be more specific when she asked that her husband's cock were bigger.
Everything is bigger in Texas!
Jeez. The things a doodle do for attention.
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the cock and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.
"I'm afraid I can only sell you half a chicken. Why? Well, think about it..."
really.... swallow... it tastes just like chicken!
Leprechauns are always so literal about everything...
"hey, pardner, once ya go hen...ya never go back..."
How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?
HEY WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?
Post a Comment