It has long been known that women root for the football team with either:
A - The tightest pants.
B - The best color scheme.
I thought men were purists, picking our favorite teams based on statistics, rivalries and loyalties.
Yesterday, my friend Gary and I were watching the Rams completely suck, and of course began discussing which other teams we could start rooting for.
"I would like to pick the Packers," Gary said, "but my ex-wife cheated on me with a guy from Wisconsin."
No Packers for Gary.
"I used to like the Vikings, but my ex-wife cheated on me with a guy from Minneapolis," I told him.
No Vikings for me.
Bloody hell. You know, men and women really aren't all that different.