Borrowed from Spinning Girl, here is a questionnaire consisting of things I am sure you are dying to know about me.
Each question has four real answers, and one bullshit answer. It's up to you to figure out which is which.
Four jobs you have had in your life:
Disc Jockey in radio
Disc Jockey in night club (ew)
Wal Mart associate
Mushroom farmer
Dishwasher
Four movies you could watch over and over (and have):
Field of Dreams
Casablanca
Porky's
Sixth Sense
Signs (yeah, I like Shyamalan. So?)
Four places you've lived:
Vallejo, California
Los Angeles, California
Long Dong, Guangxi, China
St. Louis, Missouri
Fayetteville, North Carolina
Four TV shows you love to watch:
Boston Legal
Easy Entertaining with Michael Chiarello
House
Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Four places you've been on vacation:
Playa del Carmen, Mexico
St. Thomas, USVI
Curacao
Poland, Ohio
Vail/Beaver Creek, Colorado
Four websites you visit daily:
BeaversOnParade.com
MSNBC.com
Stltoday.com
AllAccess.com
ESPN.com
Four of your favorite foods:
Lobster
Anything Chinese
Chili
Tacos
Hummus with a nice bile reduction
Four places you'd rather be right now:
Sydney, Australia
Paris, France
Maui, Hawaii
Reamstown, Pennsylvania
Cabo, Mexico
Four things you're afraid of:
Sewing machines
Scorpions
Fuzzy kitties
Speeding trains
Double black diamond slopes
Four Bloggers you are tagging:
Anyone who can't think of a THING to write today.
7 comments:
After reading your Desperate Housewives post I'd have taken you for a "fuzzy kittie" type of person.
My guess is that you really have lived in Long Dong just so you could say you did.
hehehe Not sure I would let anyone know I lived in Fayetteville, NC and sawing machines terrify me too. ;-)
You lived in Long Dong, China, too? Did you ever go to that great hummus restaurant there?
*you were not a mushroom farmer
*you could not watch Signs
*you did not live in Long Dong
*you do not love Easy Entertaining with Michael Chiarello
*you have not been vacationing Poland, Ohio
*you do not daily visit BeaversOnParade.com
*You do not like Hummis with a nice bile reduction
*You would not rather be in Reamstown,PA
* You are not afraid of Double black diamond slopes
Sooooooo, How did I do?
Thats not all you "borrowed" from spinning girl.
Give her back her dignity you sick bastard.
I saw what you did
Answers: (and I thought I made it more obvious)
I was never a mushroom farmer.
I don't (and couldn't) watch Porky's over and over.
I've never lived in Long Dong, China. It just looks like I did.
I don't watch Easy Entertaining with Michael Chiarello. Very often.
I've never vacationed in Poland, Ohio, but a friend lives there and I constantly give him shit about the name.
I don't make a daily visit to BeaversOnParade.com, primarily because there's no such thing.
I don't enjoy hummus with any kind of reduction. (although I consume rancid tofu with reckless abandon)
I'm not thinking I'd like to go to Reamstown, PA.
I'm not afraid of kitties, especially the thing for which "kitty" is slang.
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