freakin'-hawwww!!I love and appreciate my readers. And also Smarties and Laffy Taffy. And puppies.
Oh, and lobster. But mostly, my readers.
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Actual exerpt from a conversation:
Person 1 - "You're comparing me to a Cheeto?"
Person 2 - "No [silly]... I'm comparing LOVE to a Cheeto."
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Question: Which is more romantic?
A - Cheetos and wine coolers.
B - Wine, cheese/crackers.
C - Skip it all and go right to the oral sex.
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Have a great Monday!
8 comments:
I've never compared love to a Cheeto. But I have compared masturbation to a bologna sandwich.
Hmmm, you can never go wrong with [GOOD] oral... However, I'd rather have chocolate.
The best thing about Laffy Taffy (besides the sugar rush)? A joke on every wrapper.
I love laffy taffy....
Maven's an idiot. Chocolate isn't even close. :)
Congrats, Dave.
haha....just skip it!
;)
I'll take "C" for 100,000
congratulations!
Laffy Taffy? Is that like "Now & Laters?" Either way, Iwouldn't combine it with option C.
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