That's how, for whatever reason, I chose to begin my blog, two years ago, on November 27, 2004.
That may be one of the least creative openings of any blog. I mean Jesus, it makes me want to start over from scratch... but let's not fool ourselves. I've barely found enough BS to fill two years on this blog. I'm sticking with this one, weak start and all.
Over these two years, I've had over 200,000 page views and 107,000 distinct visits. Many come for pictures I've posted, some via search terms like "nubile nymphs" or "Britney Spears boobs." What can I do?
Many are friends stopping in to check on my development as a human being. (I'm pleased to report I'm making progress) Some are unwary "next blog" button pushers.
Whatever your reason for being here, on this occasion I would like to say something from my heart.
Mind your own f*ckin' business!
In honor of this auspicious day, I am treating myself to the traditional second year anniversary gift - cotton. Here's the t-shirt I'm buying myself.
I can hardly wait until next year, when the traditional gift is LEATHER! *evil grin*
Happy Blogiversary to me! If you'd have known, you would have baked a cake. Right?