I introduce to you, the Dirty Monkey:
Fill a blender almost to the top with ice. Add:
1 1/2 bananasBlend for about 30 seconds or until all ice is emulsified. Here's the important part - adjust to taste.
3 shots of Creme de Banana
3 shots of Creme de Cacao
1/2 cup of half and half
10 shots (yes, 10 shots) of vodka (don't waste expensive stuff on this - use Gilbey's or something)
About 6 seconds squeeze of chocolate syrup
Viola! Now drinky-drink, while it's cold.