Filthy Simians

During our trips to Mexico, and now at Ada & Angie's pool parties, we've enjoyed a drink called the "Dirty Monkey," and it's very difficult to find the recipe online. Therefore at this time I will both share it with you, and save it for my own future reference, with the help of my high quality blog.

I introduce to you, the Dirty Monkey:

Fill a blender almost to the top with ice. Add:

1 1/2 bananas
3 shots of Creme de Banana
3 shots of Creme de Cacao
1/2 cup of half and half
10 shots (yes, 10 shots) of vodka (don't waste expensive stuff on this - use Gilbey's or something)
About 6 seconds squeeze of chocolate syrup

Blend for about 30 seconds or until all ice is emulsified. Here's the important part - adjust to taste.

Viola! Now drinky-drink, while it's cold.