But now, opportunistic attorney... um, I mean "defender of freedom" Gloria Alred is representing the two audience members involved, and is looking for a "settlement."
Who didn't see this coming? Time for a free paycheck.
Which is fine, because now I can collect some money too:
1 - Dr. Mike (you know what you did)I want my money, dammit. You people on my list... write a check now to avoid a call from my attorney.
2 - Ronnie Metcalf (high school classmate who called me a skinny f*cker, among other things)
3 - An assortment of critical listeners through the years (so comedy isn't my strong suit - screw you and your complaints. Those words cut deep)
4 - Chris Rock, who constantly refers to me and others as "crackers."
There's no doubt Richards is an idiot, but it takes lame-asses like him to make me look good... so whatever.