I ask you - how many beauty queen scandals can this country stand?
Tara Conner, Miss USA, has been nailed doing drugs and chicks. I have a problem with ONE of these things.
Then, Miss Teen USA Katie Blair was seen drinking alcohol with Tara Conner. I'm sad to report that she's been dropped as the spokesperson for MADD as a result.
And to complete our beauty queen scandal trifecta (or menage' a trois, if you will) it was discovered that Miss Nevada Katie Rees appeared in compromising photos and videos to promote a Las Vegas brothel. Nice.
And what is the worst PR move with a scandal like this? Toss in Donald Trump to speak to the issue.
Damn, good luck getting the Miss USA series of pageants back on track. Well, some call them pageants... I prefer Girls Gone Wild.
And did everyone name their daughters Katie in the 80's???