Why is the plural of medley actually 'medleys...' but the singular of calories is 'calorie?' Who came up with these spellings, a third grader?
Why don't speeding tickets come with two check boxes -
A: You speed, you pay a small fine.
B: You "buy down" the speeding to a non-moving violation and pay a larger fine.
We could totally take those miscreant attorneys (and why isn't it spelled 'attornies'?) out of the equation and leave them to deal with the REAL issues... like frivolous misuse of the court system by gold-digging former spouses.
Why doesn't Google stop hosting Blogger on a Dell laptop with a flaming battery? Blogger SUCKS. I'm not even sure if what I'm writing now will even get published. And frankly, maybe that would be for the best.
Why would they even need to say that Pluto is not a planet? Hello?!? How obvious!
Next, they will feel the need to say that Donald Duck isn't a cherry-limeade from Sonic. Duh, he's a duck.
Why can't they come up with a more creative name for an orange? Who even thought of naming a fruit after its color?
We never say "I love to drink 'purple' juice." Or, "hey, that 'yellow' is shaped like a penis." No, of course not.
New name for an orange: boobfruit. Most of them are about that size. (but hopefully not that color)
Why do I continue blogging, when I can't come up with anything more creative than this shit?