Thursday, August 24, 2006

Announcement

And the winner of the caption contest below, and recipient of the big, red, spicy, pickled weiner from the huge jar by the cash register of the Dew Drop Inn and Cantina just outside of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma is...

NUGGET MAVEN!

The winning entry: "Don't jerk and drive." Simple, funny, perfect.

Maven, you'll need to drive to Broken Arrow to claim your award, which I'm sure is no problem, considering it's quite the sizeable weiner.

8 comments:

It's Me, Maven... said...

Doing best Homer Simpson voice"Mmmmmm, weiner!"

You mean those things aren't shelf-stable enough to mail to me?

:)

I'd like to thank the Academy, Blogger, and Dave for such an inspiring photograph... the material just wrote itself!

Eve said...

my heart is filled with SO much envy...

It's Me, Maven... said...

Can't you send that weiner parcel post?

I can't stop thinking of weiner!

Spicy weiner...

It's tangy, too... isn't it?

Dave Morris said...

Calm down Nuggy... yeah it's tangy, spicy... all those things. But you gotta go pick it up, it's so combustible, Fed Ex won't handle it.

SistaSmiff said...

Dave...every picture you have up looks completely different!!! I have you looking one way in my mind and then you go and change it. You're cute as a bug in all of them...don't get me wrong. (Is that considered flirting?)

prodgodq said...

"Don't Jerk And Drive" is better than "Bend Over, I'll Drive?"

Nothing against the guy that won,
but I don't think so!

Prick.

-DQ

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I was hoping against hope it would be me. Damn Nuggetmaven.

It's Me, Maven... said...

DQ: I've got an innie, not an outtie.

LBB: If you go to the trouble of getting my spicy, tangy, weiner for me, I'll gladly split it with you:)