Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Caption Contest

Winner gets one of those big, red, spicy, pickled weiners from the huge jar by the cash register of the Dew Drop Inn and Cantina just outside of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.



Let the games begin.

18 comments:

It's Me, Maven... said...

"Don't Jerk and Drive."

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Beano—for when your gas affects more than just your stomach.

Amandarama said...

Julian cracking up yet another of his father's Porches in the presence of a beautiful woman while on a meth jag.

Must be Wednesday.

Blogarita said...

"Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel."

Violet said...

"I hope the cops will be distracted by my cleavage and won't smell the bourbon on my breath."

Lee Ann said...

Happy Wednesday, love me and the margaritas... sweet dreams!

MIA said...

Bastard! That'll teach him to buy me a bug zapper for my birthday present.... hmmm, I think I'll have that martini now....

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

The new Hanes Her Way bikini briefs. They don't show panty lines. And they won't show skid marks.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Sweet, Nuggut!

Max said...

"Thats the last time I am getting directions from Dave Morris"

prodgodq said...

"Bend over, I'll drive."

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"No, Jim Bob, I can't see her tits from this angle, either."

Anonymous said...

I was just driving along,talking on my cell phone, shifting gears, drinking my starbucks, putting on my masacara, when this Dave Morris guy came on the radio, I only looked down for a minute to change the station.....damn

Annalisa said...

I'll delurk to comment on this one:

(in my best TomTom voice)(do you all have Tom Tom in the States? It's a navigational system that talks).

"At the gorgeous woman in the black dress with the J-Lo curves, turn right"

From Annalisa (Netherlands)

CP said...

Take US Highway 19 south, continue until you get near the beach. When you see a fine sweet ass, make a hard right. Or, is that, it's fine if you're hard when you see a sweet ass.

Whatever.

Eve said...

... he he...

can't wait to hear your's Davey-poo.

MikeY said...

He'll buy me another one for a BJ

It's Me, Maven... said...

Hey! Who won??