HOW VAIN IT IS TO SIT DOWN TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT STOOD UP TO LIVE. - Henry David Thoreau
- Henry David Thoreau
"Don't Jerk and Drive."
Beano—for when your gas affects more than just your stomach.
Julian cracking up yet another of his father's Porches in the presence of a beautiful woman while on a meth jag.Must be Wednesday.
"Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel."
"I hope the cops will be distracted by my cleavage and won't smell the bourbon on my breath."
Happy Wednesday, love me and the margaritas... sweet dreams!
Bastard! That'll teach him to buy me a bug zapper for my birthday present.... hmmm, I think I'll have that martini now....
The new Hanes Her Way bikini briefs. They don't show panty lines. And they won't show skid marks.
"Thats the last time I am getting directions from Dave Morris"
"Bend over, I'll drive."
"No, Jim Bob, I can't see her tits from this angle, either."
I was just driving along,talking on my cell phone, shifting gears, drinking my starbucks, putting on my masacara, when this Dave Morris guy came on the radio, I only looked down for a minute to change the station.....damn
I'll delurk to comment on this one:(in my best TomTom voice)(do you all have Tom Tom in the States? It's a navigational system that talks)."At the gorgeous woman in the black dress with the J-Lo curves, turn right"From Annalisa (Netherlands)
Take US Highway 19 south, continue until you get near the beach. When you see a fine sweet ass, make a hard right. Or, is that, it's fine if you're hard when you see a sweet ass.Whatever.
... he he...can't wait to hear your's Davey-poo.
He'll buy me another one for a BJ
Hey! Who won??
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