Dog-lover disclaimer: What you are about to read is disturbing.
Only a few miles from my house, a story unraveled that could only be described as "knuckle dragger meets genetic accident."
A woman, (knuckle-dragger) upset from being sold a puppy that might not have been full-breed chihuahua, apparently went to the seller's (genetic accident) house, and when she opened the door, began beating the seller over the head.
With the (now-dead) puppy.
Is it really necessary to pummel someone's head with the Taco Bell mascot?
I suppose the victim should feel fortunate she doesn't breed the English Mastiff.*
Sign in an office that caught my eye recently:
There will be only one of you for all time. Fearlessly be yourself.
I like that.
I don't understand the violence connected with soccer. Hooligans, listen to me. Your "boys" wear knee socks. Calm the hell down.
I told you this was a bad idea.
New info coming out recently says that Katrina victims used those $2000 FEMA debit cards to pay attorneys, buy football season tickets, Hawaiian vacations, and get a SEX CHANGE operation.
People wonder why big government is a bad idea? Because government will screw up anything it touches, and your money pays to glue a schlong on a chick.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW, what a ride!"
*The English Mastiff holds the record for world's largest dog, weighing in at 300 pounds.