Sunday, June 18, 2006

I can't tell you how disturbing it is...

...to open my sitemeter page and check search terms.

I've had people find my blog using some really shocking ones that, on occasion, I've felt were odd enough to share. This one may take the cake, and it conjures up images too strange to fathom. Who on earth needs to search for:

childhood picture with dang shit feces

!!!

I gotta think the IP address would lead back to some sort of mental hospital.

Other search terms in the last 24 hours include, but aren't limited to:

  • tits & gravy
  • Linda Lovelace pics
  • peep through the window (sounds kinky, I'm sure they weren't looking for something innocent)
  • penis stains

TITS & GRAVY? WTF, people?!?

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to all the Dads out there. You know who you are. Or maybe you don't.

17 comments:

Blogarita said...

Spouse Guy would love a little tits and gravy for supper. Especially the tits. And the gravy.

Fantastagirl said...

weird....

Happy Father's Day Dave!

Weary Hag said...

Dave,

Happy Father's Day to you, my friend. Hoping you got to do some special things today.

What? You never heard the popular abbreviation T&G?

Hag

Nobody said...

MMmmm, tits & gravy...

Lee Ann said...

Oh, gosh....that is just too funny for words.
I literally busted out.
What kinds of things are you doing over here on the other side of this window Dave? hahaha

Hope you had a great Father's day!

Ari said...

I must have missed your post about penis stains! :)

mcBlogger said...

Tits and gravy. ummm hmmm...uuuhhh yaaa...riiiiggghhhttt!! What's wrong with people?

Eve said...

Happy Belated Dad's Day, Davey-poo.

PS- the searches on my site scare the hell out of me too.

WHy someone wants to see photos of a "Girl shoving hotdogs in her pussy" is BEYOND me.

Grossssss.;)

smays said...

Just so I'm clear... they're getting hits --on your site-- on these terms?

It's Me, Maven... said...

Tits and gravy sounds like a fabulous title to a future post!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Was it white gravy or brown gravy? Or how about tits and au jus? Some things are just left incomplete....

The Doggy Did It said...

Someday someone will tell me how to find the search terms on sitemeter...do I need to pay for that? Cause I am not gonna!

Tits and Gravy...hmmm, I'm hungry.

The Doggy Did It said...

Someday someone will tell me how to find the search terms on sitemeter...do I need to pay for that? Cause I am not gonna!

Tits and Gravy...hmmm, I'm hungry.

Kimmy said...
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Kimmy said...

Tits and gravy are odd, it's true
But could show up on a blog or two
But one can't begin to imagine who
Was seeking a picture of childhood 'poo!

Now our friend Dave, a clever chap
Is wondering why looking for kiddie crap
Has led these freaks who belong in a cage
To log onto his daily page

For none of these oddities have been seen
And Dave's Window is hardly obscene
But let us know if anyone complains
Over the sheer lack of penis stains.

Ned Wilkinson said...

Okay, I'm blogging again so now I'm reading yours... and darn if your experience isn't much, much weirder than mine! Probably much as it is in real life.

Greg said...

Where in the hell is there a discussion of penis stains on your blog?! And why haven't I read it? I've tried everything to get these stains out, and I had no idea you could help me...

All jokes aside, that's super gross/weird/creepy.