Today - is a day for the guys.
It is widely known that February 14 is mainly a girl's holiday. She gets the roses, the dinner, the pampering...
Today is man's version of Valentine's Day. It's "Steak and a BJ" Day. Link, just to prove what I'm saying.
Gentlemen, it's time to gently remind your significant other what a nice guy you were one month ago today. Tell her how hard you worked to make that day so special.
Then tell her you have an appetite for beef. Tell her she should, too.
Finally, OUR day has come. You'll both get STEAK, and with a stroke of luck, she'll get dessert, too.
Happy Steak and BJ Day to all who happen across my lonely outpost this day.