So I had him shaved.
Yes, it was the only solution, my groomer is an accomplished groomodontist with credentials out the ass. (accreditation is so important in a groomer)
So how he's the only shaved... um, you know... in the neighborhood. (go ahead, insert all your juvenile toilet humor here - "hey, a brazilian cat," "where's the landing strip," etc. I'll wait)
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Finished?
Okay. Before:
Aaaaand... after:
Viola. No more tangles, the only hair left... is on his head and tail. He looks like a genetic science experiment gone horribly wrong.
He should be back to "normal" in a month or two. Until then, it will be puns-aplenty around here.
19 comments:
Poor Kramer! I've threatened to shave my kitty but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I'll save the bad jokes for Mike.
You are now the only guy I know that has shaved his pussy.
My cat is about that furry but she is tabby colored. I shaved her but left the guard on the trimmer so she still has plenty of fur, she is just not clumpy or fuzzy anymore. She feels much softer and cleaner...and I am sure it is easier for her to stay cool in this heat.
Aw, poor Kramer. But you gotta do what you gotta do. (Vile honky.)
This is just too easy to make bad jokes.
I can't even imagine shaving my pussies. They're touchy enough the way it is.
Wow. Is he pissed off at you now? My aunt had to shave her Persian and it was pissed off for a week and then it got used to it.
aww, poor poor cat. does he walk around all embarrased at how he looks?
i had a friend who shaved her cat to look like a lion. a big mane and a little puff at the end of the tail. in an odd way, it looked kinda cool.
OH MY GOD!!! You weren't kidding when you said you had him shaved!!!!
That is not the same cat. Hilarious.
I'm threatening my cat now!
Awwww, poor pussy.
I have been think about doing that to my pussy (come on....I am talking about Darbi, my little girl cat). I bet it is much cooler for the summer too!
The poor thing looks embarassed...
oh. no. daveeeeee.
poor poor pussy.
Maybe he enjoys the wind on his skin. Or maybe he's plotting your demise. It's hard to say. :)
Seeing that poor, naked cat exploited here on the internet for all to see...it's a crime. It's kitty porn.
Hahhahaaaaaaaaaa...Kitty Porn.
Love it.
CP.
I bet he is really happy with you about now. Bet he feels better, but, like my cat, would never admit it.
I might shave the dog...great idea. No more hair on the furniture. So what if she's a bit embarrassed. :-)
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