Friday, July 07, 2006

Stream of consciousness while I'm working

My printer guzzles ink. I've replaced the cartridge about once a month for the past year, those goddamn things are pricey.

I just called my daughter, and she was still in bed. It's 11:15 am. God am I envious.

I have to host the afternoon show on 93.7 The Bull this afternoon. I have voice over work stacked a mile high right now and no time to prepare anything for the show. I guess it's better to be busy than bored.

I'm writing these between recording sessions, while my audio files are saving. I have about 20-30 seconds to write each thought, so none of them will be very long.

The Carolina Concert Superstation, 103.7 WSOC Family Reunion is back!!! I just thought you should know.

My coffee cup is empty. What the hell is that about? Where's my servant??? Oh, yeah. I forgot.

I am looking out across my well manicured (by some of the best illegal immigrants money can buy) back yard outside the studio right now, and I realize that I miss doing my own yard work. It's hard sweaty work, but it's a good kind of sweat, getting out there and mowing, trimming, edging, mulching, fertilizing, raking...

Who am I kidding? I'm not that crazy about yard work.

I got hit on at the grocery store yesterday. It was the first time it ever happened to me, although I've always heard it was a "meat market." (yeah, bad pun) I didn't care for her melons, so there's no chance she'll ever get to see my bratwurst. (that was quite possibly the most stupid thing I've ever written on this blog) (and I didn't even reference buns)


OldHorsetailSnake said...

It is nice to see your mind is working. You will do fine at The Bull Works.

mckay said...

lol...bratwurst, buns, melons.

i know exactly what you mean about doing your own yard work. i hated doing the job, but i felt great after it was done and i saw my very own edging looking so nifty. and i felt that i actually earned my bubble bath.

too bad i don't get that radio station out here. i'd love to listen and heckle.

Blogarita said...

Woo Hoo! I can hardly wait for that family reunion! I'll just tell anyone who askes that I'm related to Bob.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

"I guess it's better to be busy than bored."

I beg to differ, my friend.

Violet said...

Give me a break... Twenty to thirty seconds is really all you can focus on one thought, anyway. You aren't kidding anyone.

Anonymous said...

at least you got hit on by someone with "melons." that's a good sign!

Weary Hag said...

You sure cram a lot of thought into your workday. Luckily, not very much of it pertains to actual work.

It's nice to see a man who is humble enough not to boast ownership of a salami for a change.

Amandarama said...

At least your 93.7 still employs jocks. Ours is proudly advertised as being without DJs. And format.

It sucks.

Chicken said...

I assume you have an ink jet printer and print a lot. I've heard that laser printers have come down in price.

CP said...

LOL...silly man.

Trix are for kids.

Um, yeah.

Glad you're staying busy, Dave. Idle hands do the devils work. So, if you get a case of idle hands, bring 'em on over here! *LOL*


Weary Hag said...

What? Three days and no Dave? It just ain't right, I tell ya.

Hope all's well with you and you're spending at least some of your time having fun.