The helmet law simply isn't working. When you have a helmet on... but practically nothing else... you're still gonna die.
Here's a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Genius.
If you look closely, you can see little Genius, Jr. wedged in between! Such a warm fuzzy family photo. Simultaneously, I was both deeply disturbed and laughing hysterically. It's hard to reconcile those two feelings, but I managed.
For some strange reason, it DID make me hungry for a sandwich.