Friday, July 14, 2006

Pitiful pussy

A few weeks ago, Kramer the cat got dirty. He was outside and got some tangles in his fur that he refused to allow to be removed because he's an old guy, set in his ways and not open to new ideas. (gee, who does that sound like?)

So I had him shaved.

Yes, it was the only solution, my groomer is an accomplished groomodontist with credentials out the ass. (accreditation is so important in a groomer)

So how he's the only shaved... um, you know... in the neighborhood. (go ahead, insert all your juvenile toilet humor here - "hey, a brazilian cat," "where's the landing strip," etc. I'll wait)

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Finished?

Okay. Before:

Aaaaand... after:


Viola. No more tangles, the only hair left... is on his head and tail. He looks like a genetic science experiment gone horribly wrong.

He should be back to "normal" in a month or two. Until then, it will be puns-aplenty around here.

20 comments:

paula said...

Poor Kramer! I've threatened to shave my kitty but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I'll save the bad jokes for Mike.

Nobody said...

You are now the only guy I know that has shaved his pussy.

Mishka said...

My cat is about that furry but she is tabby colored. I shaved her but left the guard on the trimmer so she still has plenty of fur, she is just not clumpy or fuzzy anymore. She feels much softer and cleaner...and I am sure it is easier for her to stay cool in this heat.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Aw, poor Kramer. But you gotta do what you gotta do. (Vile honky.)

~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

This is just too easy to make bad jokes.

Blogarita said...

I can't even imagine shaving my pussies. They're touchy enough the way it is.

Chicken said...

Wow. Is he pissed off at you now? My aunt had to shave her Persian and it was pissed off for a week and then it got used to it.

mckay said...

aww, poor poor cat. does he walk around all embarrased at how he looks?

i had a friend who shaved her cat to look like a lion. a big mane and a little puff at the end of the tail. in an odd way, it looked kinda cool.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!!! You weren't kidding when you said you had him shaved!!!!

❉ pixie ❉ said...

That is not the same cat. Hilarious.

ned wilkinson said...

I'm threatening my cat now!

Lee Ann said...

Awwww, poor pussy.
I have been think about doing that to my pussy (come on....I am talking about Darbi, my little girl cat). I bet it is much cooler for the summer too!

Fantastagirl said...

The poor thing looks embarassed...

Eve said...

oh. no. daveeeeee.

poor poor pussy.

Ari said...

Maybe he enjoys the wind on his skin. Or maybe he's plotting your demise. It's hard to say. :)

karla said...

Seeing that poor, naked cat exploited here on the internet for all to see...it's a crime. It's kitty porn.

CP said...

Hahhahaaaaaaaaaa...Kitty Porn.

Love it.

CP.

SistaSmiff said...

I bet he is really happy with you about now. Bet he feels better, but, like my cat, would never admit it.

mcBlogger said...

I might shave the dog...great idea. No more hair on the furniture. So what if she's a bit embarrassed. :-)

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

When I want my pets groomed, I expose them to sub-lethal doses of radiation. Hair falls right out.