Tuesday, May 01, 2007


As I review the search terms used to find my blog, I can't help but be proud - and a little embarrassed.

First, I should point out I've never put a picture of boobs anywhere on my blog... I've only LINKED to a couple of them. That in mind:

Fat boob
Talladega 07 boobs
Asian boobs
World's best boobs
Droopy boobs
Squishy boobs
Fat huge boobs
Boobs asian
Albert Pujols (I didn't even know he had boobs)
My girl's breasts 09
Do wacka do wacka do
Another one for Talladega boobs

Swear to God, I'm not lyin'. I don't understand how THAT many people could be searching for boobs in only a week.

And I wonder how much a plane ticket to Talladega would cost me.


I'm finally getting my office/studio organized and working. Over the weekend, I converted everything to digital, and installed a new DAW. (digital audio workstation - a fancy term for "computer") It's outfitted with Windows Vista, and although I've heard some negative things about it, I have found it most user friendly and fairly functional. Lots of animation and graphic candy, while still running my audio software flawlessly. (for the most part)

I'm really tired now, because two nights of the past 3 I've been up until 3 or 4 in the morning. It's worth it, though - I shouldn't have to upgrade my studio again for at least 10 years... maybe more.

And by then, I will probably be retired and reclined on a beach chair somewhere.

With donkies flying out of my ass.


Couple of things from Aly's World:

At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07. This will never happen again.


Moments in a Jar

Like fireflies collected
On a warm summer night,
I wish I could keep
Moments in a jar
And release them later
When it's a little too quiet.

Dave Morris, April 2007


blakbyrd797 said...

Cool deal on the new system! We just upgraded, too. Yeah, Vista is pretty. PRETTY ANNOYING!! Ha, just kidding. Some parts of it are, though. Anyway, we've got the whole digial media server thing going on, viiv-enabled and all that... pretty sweet.

"Do wacka do wacka do"? WTF?

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Dave, you're one cool dude. You've got a professional studio at home. And you're a voice talent and whatnot.

Freggin cool.

Hell, I even like the poem.

Violet said...

Digital DAW? Oooh... Tell me more! You know how the tech talk gets me all hot and stuff...

Blogarita said...

I get the feeling Violet is being sarcastic.

Eve said...

the poem is fantabulous...

OldHorsetailSnake said...

If they took all the 0's out of that, we could get along with fewer keystrokes.

Nice poem, mr. e e cummings.

Randy Raley said...

yeah and last year it was

01:02:03 04/05/06

and next year it'll be

03:04:05 06/07/08

and that won't happen again, either...

wait, I'd better go sell something/anything?