Thursday, February 03, 2005

The Badonkadonk

I found a toy I do not own. It's actually for sale on e-bay, click here to see the listing.

At only 19,999.95, it looks like I can afford to buy one for each of my friends... Gary, Mike, Rick, Ron, John, Billy, Roger and Dave. I plan to purchase a plot of land upon which we can operate the "Badonkadonks." For an hour we can play tag in them. The next hour will be a cross-country coyote hunt-n-shave, then a little time for demolition derby.

At the end of the night, we'll build a fire, drink Milwaukee's Best Light and scratch ourselves. The coyotes will huddle close to the fire, shivering. Then we'll polish our body armour, floss and drift off to a restless sleep.

The next morning it's IHOP for salisbury steak and whipped cream.

Gosh, I can't wait. I think I'll sharpen my hedge trimmers.

3 comments:

Dr. Mike said...

6 HP Tecumseh engine?! Dammit, I want one! I'm particularly fond of the 600 Watt Premium sound system.

I can see it now: We're drinking a little beer, playing pool, poker, and enjoying a stoge when suddenly Dave breaks out his (new?) Badonkadonk.

Downside: No more wives.

Upside: No more washing the car!

gary said...

I want a BLUE one.... want a BLUE one....and can we go to Denny's instead...IHOP, well...I still get a bit of indejestion just thinking about IHOP!

Anonymous said...

Mike, didn't you get those backwards? I actually enjoy washing the car.